Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to the Arctic in 2006
invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.
rich people are f**ked up
how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers
DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
"SO HAPPY ITS MY FIRST DAY I HOPE I DO GREAT"